NOT LIKE THE OTHER BEERS
please buy this
(no worries if not)
FIND US
FIND US AT YOUR LOCAL STORE
merch
“I want you to think, women’s bathroom at a bar around 11:30pm, compliments galore. These women would DIE FOR YOU. That’s this website. That’s Girl Beer. Just crack one open with the girls and let the light and fruity flavors transport you into any kind of decision making.”
- myla
“I drank this and I liked it.”
- stephanie
“I hate basically everything so when I bought Girl Beer I had already started writing my negative review. Unfortunately I enjoyed it and will be purchasing again. Frustrating.”
- linda
what’s inside
AND WHY
WHAT'S INSIDE
The blood of our enemies, the sweat of the Hemsworth Brothers, juice, and beer.
HOW?
R&D’d to be shotgunnable (but don’t overdo it, please, or legal won't let us have fun anymore)
WHY?
Because not everything has to be a fcking seltzer that's why.
WHO?
Not Connor.
LOREM IPSUM
Are you even reading this?
ATTENTION IMPORTANT NOTICE:
WE HAVE BANNED ALL CONNORS FOR CONSUMING OUR PRODUCTS. PLEASE LET US KNOW WHO SHOULD WE BAN NEXT
please buy this
(if you are old enough)